The Back Story: Last year I did Movember for the first time. I hadn’t been clean shaven in 8 years, and you’re supposed to start your mo from scratch (not just shave off your beard and rock the stach), so it was weird to scrape every last piece of my security blanket from my face.
Well, this year, I copped out. I just couldn’t bring myself to shave the beard. It’s too much a part of me.
So, of course, I’ve been feeling like a bit of a douche bag because it seems that, this year, more people are doing Movember than ever. Even my Movember team from last year is bigger, better, stronger, faster.
Granted, I don’t work with those guys anymore, but my good buddy Mo is team captain — and I’m donating all of November’s proceeds to Mo
So, to make up for my misanthropy, I’m teaming up with Mo, and donating all the proceeds from the sale of Rum Socialism to Mo’s Movember. For those of you who are wondering, that’s roughly 70% of the cover price ($2.99).
So, if you want to fight prostate cancer AND read an awesome, funny, and ridiculous story: